neko’s thinkbox

So I’ve been bored enough today to procrastinate half of the day… I’m understimating tomorrow’s chemistry exam quite badly XD Rather, I feel that since I think I did well these last few days that I can allow myself to slack off now… blah I’ll go study as soon as I finished this rather solemn entry.

One more…. Yes, my dear readers, as of today (either as I am writing right now or soon after this entry), exactly a thousand spam bots will have found their way and taken their time to leave me a nice comment on my blog. ^^

Obviously, other huge blogs have twice as much, over nine thousand, ten times as much, or even more. Nice, heh. Usually those numbers are proportional to their blog’s popularity - my blog unfortunately is by far not as popular (yet) so it’ll take quite some time until I get there, if ever.

I always take my time browsing some recent eaten spams to check if a legit comment has been eaten. I mean, it’s quite rare that a real person leaves a legit comment on my blog, and if it doesn’t even show up because it has been considered spam, I’d even lose that one ahaha~
Anyway, sometimes I take great fun in reading those spams, and sometimes there are some real pearls amongst them. Here’s an example:

Hi sorry for my post, but i need traffik ) and then comes a myriad of those hxxp://blablaisuxcocks links, whatever.

[irony]Isn’t that great? We actually have honest spammers who apologize for their actions! I even feel bad leaving those eaten spams untouched T_T Last time someone told me, “sorry for spam but i need money badly hxxp://aslaödand” and I thought, “omg I feel sorry for them let’s give ‘em teh monies then”[/irony].

IT’S B&HAMMER TIME!

I hope the people who spread the spam and create those spambots die a slow and horrible death in a fire kthxbye. I have no sympathy for such people at all; if you need money, GO WORK you retarded NEETs.
And yeah, recently it’s all about “Hi. It’s about game” and a few ten hard gay incest porn links. There’s no chance in a million that I’d ever want to click on such retarded links. Do they even lead somewhere? Pff fools.

On the same occasion, I’d like to thank DrDave and all the people related for having created this awesome WordPress plug-in that is Spam Karma 2. I would have gone down in less than a few weeks if I had to delete each and all of those unwanted spam messages.

Okay, I’m off to study some chemistry. Oh by the way, as I was studying philosophy on monday, I felt that irresistible urge to watch Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. So much for anger management. (And I’ll still pretend that Mion/Shion be perfect with one or two cup sizes less. *nods to self*)